Disclaimer: How to Pay Us (Don't @ us, just pay)

Dear Valued Customer,

We're glad you asked! To pay us, follow these simple steps:

1. Visit our Online Payment Portal at payus.neobrutalist.com
2. Fill out the payment form with your payment information (we won't judge you)
3. Submit your payment, and voilà! You're done!

Don't bother contacting us for refunds, we're not your mom. If you have any questions, visit our FAQ page, but let's be real, it's not like we're going to have any questions that aren't answered by our Why Can't I Just Pay You In Cash Over A Pint? page.

Thanks for your understanding, and for not @ing us!